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Upload the evidence.
Drop in the resume that has been ghosting recruiters. PDF or DOCX, no judgment. Yet.
Brutal feedback. Brighter careers.
Your resume deserves better.
First, it gets roasted.
Get a savage-but-useful AI critique in under 30 seconds. Then turn every hard truth into an ATS-focused resume rewrite and cover letter.
Free roast. No credit card. Your dignity may vary.
ROASTFOLIO ANALYSIS
Resume score
62/100
Roast of the day
“Results-driven” without results? That is not a summary. That is a trailer with no movie.
ATS signals
Missing keywords and vague impact.
Best next move
Rewrite your opening bullets.
Free first roast
Under 30 seconds
Feedback before your coffee cools.
Useful, not just savage
Every joke points to a real fix.
No fake guarantees
Just a stronger story for recruiters.
How it works
Same resume. Higher standards.
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Get the roast.
We flag vague claims, filler, weak bullets, and the parts an ATS may quietly ignore.
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Turn it around.
Unlock an ATS-focused rewrite and tailored cover letter when you are ready to fix it.
The full fix
A laugh is nice. A better application is better.
The free roast shows you what is holding your resume back. Upgrade when you want the work done: an ATS-focused rewrite and a tailored cover letter.
- Prioritized fixes, not generic advice
- ATS-focused language and structure
- A rewrite that still sounds like you
From rough draft to ready
Full FixBefore
Responsible for managing social media campaigns.
After
Grew campaign engagement 38% by building a creator-led social calendar across three channels.
No awkward questions
The tough-love FAQ.
Is the roast actually useful?
Yes. Every sharp line is tied to a specific issue and an improvement you can make.
Do I need to pay for the roast?
No. The first roast is free. The ATS-focused rewrite and cover-letter upgrade are the paid next step.
Will you promise me an interview?
No honest tool can do that. We help you tell a clearer, stronger story before an application gets skimmed.
Ready when you are